Do you know why the Soviet Union never attacked us with nuclear weapons?
Because we had twenty B-52's always in the air, loaded with Pink Coconut Marshmallow Cakes.
Even the Soviets recognized that they were defenseless against this Doomsday weapon, lacking -- as they did at the time -- any significant pot-smoker population.
Colorado has the Cakes ....
yep, Laz, we were peed on ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcW_Ygs6hm0
One will never get slim pickin ping coconut marshmallow cakes