I knew a guy who was hurt by a dairy cow. Next time he encountered this beast he brained it with an iron bar. This must have lowered its IQ a few points.
One morning an traveling tractor salesman found a farmer in his barn preparing to milk a cow. The farmer told the salesman to give him his pitch as he worked.
The cow didn't want to go into the milking stall so the farmer put a rope around her neck and tied her off while telling the salesman he could see no need for a tractor.
Next as the farmer was setting down on his stool the cow stepped on his foot so he tied that foot to the stall while telling the salesman he had no place to keep a tractor.
Again as the farmer sat down the cow kicked the bucket with her other foot so the he tied that foot to the other side of the stall while telling the salesman a tractors fuel would cost to much.
So as the farmer sat down ounce more she walloped him with her tail by now the farmer was fairly mad at this cow so he put the stool behind the cow grabbed a piece of bailing wire stood on the stool and was tying the cows tail to a rafter and telling the salesman he didn't want no tractor.
Just then the farms beautiful redheaded wife stepped up and said "What in the hell are you doing!".
The surprised farmer looked over his shoulder at her then back at the salesman and said "I'll buy any damn tractor you've got just as long as you tell her the truth".
You've just got to be smarter than the critter your dealing with,
I have a friend whose brother was a high
school ag teacher (as was my own dad). The
brother got into a tight pen with a huge
Holstein bull. The funeral was attended by
over one thousand people.