[caww]

...."A crackpot NUN was flown up here from New Orleans five times on the taxpayers’ dime to gaze into Tousle Hair’s dreamy brown eyes and attest to his EBT card-carrying Third World hunkiness.".....

[5th MEB]

That’s no nun, my Aunt was a nun and she looked like one.
She also would have had the murderer drawn and quartered.