To: nickcarraway
Was outside with my baby Westie one night when we heard an ominous noise from the back yard. We’d had a bear sighting and coyotes so I raised up my robe like Batgirl to make myself large and ROARED, my brave trembling puppy at my side - to discover it was the sprinkler system coming on.
5 posted on
05/15/2015 10:27:36 PM PDT by
bluejean
(The lunatics are running the asylum)
To: bluejean
Did the sprinkler system run away wimpering?
To: bluejean
“Was outside with my baby Westie one night when we heard an ominous noise from the back yard. Wed had a bear sighting and coyotes so I raised up my robe like Batgirl to make myself large and ROARED, my brave trembling puppy at my side - to discover it was the sprinkler system coming on.”
I shot a bear in my pajamas once. How it got in my pajamas I'll never know...
14 posted on
05/16/2015 2:07:13 AM PDT by
BigCinBigD
(...Was that okay?)
To: bluejean
;)
16 posted on
05/16/2015 3:25:10 AM PDT by
outofsalt
( If history teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything.)
To: bluejean
I was more scared the moment a sprinkler system came on in the middle of the night than I’ve ever been before or since. People have NO CLUE what it’s like to be slinking along on an almost totally silent situation and suddenly hear really load gurgling sounds and have NO CLUE where they’re coming from, until the water starts spraying about 10 seconds later. It was 30 years ago...and I remember it like yesterday.
21 posted on
05/16/2015 4:11:26 AM PDT by
BobL
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