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But maybe the tree dodged a bullet:

‘Best sex ever’. Emma McCabe plans to marry a tree named Tim

[Charles Martel]

“Dendrophilia” - Wow, I’ve never encountered that word (or condition) before, though it does explain some of those idiot “tree-sitters” that make the news. That girl must really be pining for it.

[T-Bone Texan]

Of course.

Sexual attraction to trees: Dendrophilia.

I went to school at SFSU.

There was actually a classs that discussed this this, and other stuff.

Sadly, most class time was spent viewing pornos involving barnyard animals.

And no, I am not making that up.