A very somber MGPing up in heah.
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Posted on 05/12/2015 10:01:57 AM PDT by Teotwawki
A 33-year-old Oklahoma man has been charged with killing his stepfather by giving him an atomic wedgie, that caused the victim to suffocate on his own underwear. He pleaded guilty on Monday to first-degree manslaughter.[snip]
An atomic wedgie is the slang name for an extreme version of the common underwear-yanking prank that bullies are known to use in schools across America. Oklahoma Medical Examiner spokeswoman Amy Elliott said the cause of death was asphyxiation and blunt force trauma after the elastic band was stretched too tightly over St. Clair's neck. Pottawatomie County Sheriff Deputy Travis Palmer said Davis and St. Clair were drinking beer on the night of December 21 at the older man's residence when St. Clair began speaking ill about his wife, who is Davis' mother.
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Speaking of Elvis, I heard he was writing a song when he died.
Caught in a Trap, no way out, changing it to Taking a Crap, won’t come out.
Yes - I am saying that if the law's waiting time isn't shortened - that men will have to go full "commando" !
Well...that depends....
How do we get “manslaughter” out of this one? Murder is still a decision isn’t it?
we shouldn’t make light of this tragic death....Hell if he’d have pulled my undies over my head, there are enough holes in them I could’ve breathed easily. However the smell could have suffocated me....but(t).
And I thought dying on the can was bad.....Sopranos: He died taking a shiite!!
Burial arrangements for both halves of Mr. St. Clair are incomplete at this time...
“The coming 30 day waiting period to purchase underwear - will surely be inconvenient. “
When underwear is outlawed, only outlaws will have underwear.
The Simpsons have always been obsessed with Wedgies.
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They have also warned os of the “Dreaded” Rear Admiral.
“Pottawatomie County Sheriff Deputy Travis Palmer said Davis and St. Clair were drinking beer...”
Would telling the victim to, “hold muh beer” and him complying be considered a Darwin award nominee?
The writers have probably experienced a lot of them.
And the fabric didn't tear? That must have been one extremely well-made pair of underwear. I wonder what brand it was.
Elvis’ last words, “Corn?”
A very somber MGPing up in heah.
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What a waist of a human life.
This could become a wedge issue in the election.
Harry’s eye is looking better.
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