[Hulka]

Back in the 80’s I, and Air Force guy, was TDY on a Navy command ship in the mid-east and had to manually construct authentication tables (to be used by an ally in the region so we could authenticate between us).

I would build into the authentication tables snide messages directed at my nasty Navy boss.

He never caught on. One has to have fun when deployed far from home. . .

[Organic Panic]

“MAIL BUOY, PORT SIDE, 800 YARDS!!!”
“Booter, get a bulkhead remover”
“Booter, we need 50 feet of shoreline NOW!”
“Booter, head down to sick bay and get 100 yards of falopian tubing.”

Ahh those poor guys who showed up to basic with pre-shaved heads.