“Then the pro-mutants will trot out some adjunct professor of Lesbian, Bisexual, Gay, and Baitcasting Studies at Possom Hollow Community College “refuting” it.”
I understand that country folk are one of the few groups it is still permissible to slam, and it is really funny, but isn’t it more likely that the sodomites will turn to the Ivy League for their contrary testimony?
My point is that they’ll find some “expert” from some obscure hole in the wall and parade him as their counterbalance. You’re right, I probably should have said some Masshole or Ivy Lisper.