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To: jmacusa
Conversely...what are you supposed to yell when the theater is actually on fire?

SPOON?

Uh no...you yell FIRE and get everyone out.

18 posted on 05/09/2015 11:22:18 AM PDT by Crim (Palin / West '16)
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To: Crim
"Conversely...what are you supposed to yell when the theater is actually on fire?

Uh no...you yell FIRE and get everyone out."

Tom Smothers: I fell in a vat of chocolate. I fell in a vat of chocolate...

Dick Smothers: What did you do when you fell into the chocolate"

Both: Lolly-do-dum-lolly-do-dum-day.

Tom: I just yelled "FIRE!" when I fell into the chocolate. I yelled "FIRE!" when I fell into the chocolate ...

Dick: Why'd you yell "FIRE!" when you fell into the chocolate?

Both: Lolly-do-dum-lolly-do-dum-day.

Tom: Well, I just yelled "FIRE!" when I fell ito the chocolate. I just yelled "FIRE!" when I fell into the chocolate ...

Dick [exasperated]: Tom, why'd you yell "FIRE!" when you fell into the chocolate?

Tom: I yelled "FIRE!" because no one would save me if I yelled "CHOCOLATE!"

Both: Lolly-do-dum-lolly-do-dum-daay...

30 posted on 05/09/2015 2:34:14 PM PDT by BlueLancer (Pachelbel --- The original one-hit wonder.)
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