Can’t speak for anyone but myself...
but when I go to McD, I don’t want kale, I want a HAMBURGER.
Served fresh and hot, by employees that speak English as their FIRST language, and have a good, customer-service-oriented attitude.
Oh, and fries fried in LARD. None of that politically correct kaleseed oil or whatever they’re using these days to appease the liberal whiners.
Does not compute. It’s been years since hamburger crossed a McD’s counter. I can’t tell you what that ‘food product’ is but I am sure it’s something far below hamburger on the meat scale.
Served fresh and hot, by employees that speak English as their FIRST language, and have a good, customer-service-oriented attitude.
Sounds like you need to head over to

Just go to In n’ Out for that. Hot, fresh, consistent and always served by someone happy to have a job. In 20 years, never a bad burger, never a screwed up order, never a bad customer experience. The perfect fast food chain.
Ooops... somebody beat me to it.