[Mark17]

There once was a muzzie named Kitty

On our city she had no pity

She pulled on the string

And blew up everything

Assuring she'll not be an old bitty.

[papertyger]

There once was a guy named mohammed

Farm animals got him inflam-ed

He told his donkey

“Yer cheatin’ on me,

So now it’s just camels in my bed!”