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To: Mark17

There once was a muj name o’ Elton

Pam Geller he planned on a peltin’

But security jumped

His plan it was humped

“This can’t be heaven, I’m meltin’ “


58 posted on 05/05/2015 3:47:04 AM PDT by papertyger (Those who don't fight evil hate those who do)
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To: papertyger
LOL. Ok, I got one, in this Limerick war.

There once was a jihadi named Roy

Not coming to spread any joy

The nerve of this man

Executing his plan

In the home of the Dallas Cowboys

61 posted on 05/05/2015 3:58:30 AM PDT by Mark17 (The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
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To: papertyger
There once was a muzzie named Kleck

Who was worse than the rambling wreck

A cop then came on the scene

Looking so tough and so mean

And quickly put Kleck in check.

64 posted on 05/05/2015 5:02:37 AM PDT by Mark17 (The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
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