To: Mark17
I am usually not in a good humor first thing in the morning (waking up in soviet Red Hampshire and realizing it wasn’t a dream); but these limericks have me LOL!
53 posted on
05/05/2015 3:02:24 AM PDT by
who knows what evil?
(Yehovah saved more animals than people on the ark...www.siameserescue.com)
To: who knows what evil?
Yep. There are some good ones.
54 posted on
05/05/2015 3:06:01 AM PDT by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: who knows what evil?
There once was a muzzie named Dan
Who had a very poor plan.
He thought he could mess
With a Texan named Jess
Who himself, was a much braver man.
55 posted on
05/05/2015 3:15:34 AM PDT by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: who knows what evil?
There once was a Jihadi named Fred
Who loaded his rifle with lead
He attempted to kill
Some cartoonists until
He woke up and found himself dead.
56 posted on
05/05/2015 3:24:14 AM PDT by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
To: who knows what evil?
There once was a Jihadi named Nick
So stupid, he thought he could pick
A fight with a guy
Whose name was Dead Eye
Who promptly shot him in the lip.
OK,OK, I know I could have said something else, but I want to keep it clean 😀😁😇
59 posted on
05/05/2015 3:49:27 AM PDT by
Mark17
(The love of God, how rich and pure, how measureless and strong. It shall forever more endure.)
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