Maybe he should look for a job with the dem party. They may not pay well but the perks seem to make up for any shortage of actual legitimate wages.
I’m pretty sure you were being facetious but seriously consider that for a minute. What if this guy was some rat staffer, or some high ranking federal scum. He would still be at his job laughing about how he stuck it to that poor little girl working the Chick-fil-a window.