For Pete's Sake, don't tell them the truth! Without Chemtrail Goodness, it would be that much more difficult to sieve out the Stupid from Conservatives. Besides, it's good for the sinuses.
The haze will clear when 47% of the population are CW2 casualties.
Yeah, I read some of these postings and cringed.
I know some are satire, but I am not sure if the others are trolling or are just plain nuts.