[doc1019]

If you are going to jail for stealing a car, make it a Maserati, at least you can feel good about it for the next 8-10 years.

[a fool in paradise]

Joe Walsh - Life’s Been Good
https://youtu.be/BXWvKDSwvls?t=113

I lost my license now I don’t drive

[Mouton]

Ten years? More like a catch and release unless there was some violcnce involved like multiple murders, child porn and rape.

One state in the 80’s I think became concerned about its felony arrest records skyrocking due mostly to car theft. Solution, they made simple car theft a misdomeanor...problem solved.

[The Antiyuppie]

“Go big or go home”.