Wouldn’t ‘Muskrat Love’ be a more appropriate tune?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBYV_7a0FQs
Gag
Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin’ the town and doin’ it right
In the evenin’
It’s pretty pleasin’
Muskrat Susie, muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And Sammy’s so skinny
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin’ and jinglin’ the jango
Floatin’ like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love
Nibblin’ on bacon, Chewin’ on cheese
Sammy says to Suisie “Honey would you please be my missus?”
And she says yes
With her kisses
And now he’s ticklin’ her fancy
Rubbin’ her toes,
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wiggle
And Sue starts to giggle
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin’ and jinglin’ the jango
Floatin’ like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love