Well, I think they’d just sequester him away for his own good, without any pen or phone.
I read your profile page. I was USAFSS way back when (1970-1974). That round antenna looked like one of the FLR-9 elephant cages we used.
I served in a small country called Vietnam. If you had been there - you would know what the term ‘sequester’ really meant. And yes, that was a pic of the FLR-9.