I prefer Urban Spoon.
I don’t bother with any of them. In all fairness, anyone with a mouth that can eat is a food critic. The difference is the writing course in college.
Best review I ever read went something like this: “These are the dishes our party ordered. Each dish with the exception of the appetizer was delicious. Service was very good. Wait time was long but worth it for a Saturday night. Dessert was ok and the coffee that came with the dessert was hot. Overall, we will go there again.”
Frankly, I don’t give two hoots about the 5 dollar adjectives used to describe a piece of chicken.