[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

You can’t order “black coffee” anymore. It is racist. Now you must use Darth Vader terminology and order “dark coffee”.

No “white sugar” either. That’s racist. Need to ask either “Brown Sugar” (great song), or “that pale sweet stuff”.

Ain’t “diversity lessons” great?

[Mears]

“Coffee of color’ will do it for black coffee-—dark coffee is just very light on the cream,not really black.