Something like this:
....and the key in a knife fight is to go hog wild and not stop stabbing and slashing until your opponent is motionless for at least 30 seconds. None of this 'one poke' stuff.
I am not sure they have any jnives there, but they do have defrosters and hot oil.
For me, it woulda “been on” as soon as he slammed his hand on the counter. Bum’s rush, headfirst through the glass door.