[gaijin]

I'm Jason Villalba, from Texas District 114, and you know WHY you won't call up my office at (214) 363-8700..?

Cuz your dad was a weakling, your mom an ugly, dissipated Lady of the night and your dog is UGLY.

So ugly that your dog's face can break cameras, which is OK by me CUZ I HATE THEM

(and you).

We need to make the USA more like MEH-HEECO.

[Ace the Biker]

I called and left a message, I asked if he was out of his mind.