Trouble rolling down the window?
The comments of the city administrator (at the source) are interesting.
1 posted on
03/10/2015 1:24:25 PM PDT by
skeptoid
To: skeptoid
“Let my wife know I’m in Fertile.”
2 posted on
03/10/2015 1:26:17 PM PDT by
Steely Tom
(Vote GOP for A Slower Handbasket)
To: skeptoid
So the guy got a DUI.
Is that a life sentence?
3 posted on
03/10/2015 1:28:00 PM PDT by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: skeptoid
Just as long as he’s fertile ...
5 posted on
03/10/2015 1:29:17 PM PDT by
x
To: skeptoid
Fertile, Minn., mayor to keep his job after pleading guilty to DWI
As a bit of a grammar-NAZI, I wish to express my appreciation for your well placed commas.
6 posted on
03/10/2015 1:29:17 PM PDT by
Kenny Bunk
(Obama kept his promises. Has your Republican Congressman done the same?)
To: skeptoid
7 posted on
03/10/2015 1:30:53 PM PDT by
AppyPappy
(If you are not part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
To: skeptoid
Unusual names. Mayor Nephew of Fertile was drinking in Mentor, says a reporter in Crookston.
8 posted on
03/10/2015 1:32:05 PM PDT by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: skeptoid
Officers found a half-full can of Natural Light Beer inside the truck...That alone should get him fired! < /sarc >
13 posted on
03/10/2015 1:43:24 PM PDT by
JimRed
(Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & Ifwater the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
To: skeptoid
Is the town named Fertile, or does the Mayor have sixteen children?
To: skeptoid
Crookston? Fertile? Mentor? A mayor named Nephew? Is this real?
18 posted on
03/10/2015 1:55:57 PM PDT by
Flick Lives
("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
To: skeptoid
Natural Light? He can’t be all bad. But how do you blow a .24 drinking Natural Light? I stand in awe.
To: skeptoid
How old is this guy? Sounds like a college kid on a typical weeknight.
To: skeptoid
The comedian Dave Attell did a funny bit about Jagermeister Ads. He asked why there are no commercials for Jagermeister, but said that there should be, just so you know what you are getting into. So he proposed some:
A guy stumbles out of a hedge. He’s covered in mud and blood. He’s holding one high heel shoe. “Did I just eat a stripper?” Voice over: “Jager!”
A little girl is sitting on a swing. Not swinging. A tear rolls down her cheek. “Where’s daddy?” Voice over: “Jager!”
A guy, let’s call him “me”, is “boinking *” the left eye of a pumpkin. “If that pumpkin didn’t want it, why was it smiling at me?” Voice over: “Jager!”
* Yes I cleaned that up a bit. ; ),
To: Nailbiter; IncPen
This has the makings of a good country western song
MAyor is named Nephew, pickup truck ,open liquor, bars, town named Fertile. DUI and arrest,cops and lame excuse
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