Throwing my hat in with the “iCan” - toilet with apple logo on it and a microchip taped on just so it’s high-tech.
Yes I know it’s been done. “iPoop”, iPotty, iCrap, iDump, yeah.
I wish people would stop calling it the "iWatch". Apple stopped naming new products with an "i" in front a while ago (other than revisions of existing products). The "iWatch" name is owned by another company (Swatch?), so Apple named it "Apple Watch". They say the "i" is no longer necessary on newer products. For instance they've been selling the "Apple TV" puck for many years now, no "iTV" on it. Same with their routers and other gear, no "i" in front of them. So no, their car won't be named the Apple "iCarE" (I made that up a while ago for their version of an electric car).