The cc company may be hard to convince the transactions were not authorized.
Whatta Guy!
Is Mr. David any different than the government? It confiscates our money through dubious taxes, spends the bulk of it, and maybe gives us a little trickle of it back.
Reminds me of one of the lines our Pastor uses right before the offering. He says, “Hand your checkbook to the person sitting next to you and give like you’ve always wanted to give.”
Err, yes, I’d like to report an invalid charge, you see, my neighbor took us to the Bucs game and bought us beer on our card, but he wasn’t authorized to use the card.. Well, yes, we did drink the beer, and yeah, I bought a round in return on another card, but I didn’t know he had my card and was using it...
Could you please stop laughing, this really is serious...