I just read (b), but it looks like good satire.
Although I suspect - as others mentioned - this was probably submitted by a Sodomite.
People that fear God are concerned about their (and others) eternal destination. This is written by someone who is caring about themselves and the here and now. I.e., most likely written by a Sodomite.
I like (b) though - very funny.
I don’t think this is funny at all.
I also don’t think is a “false flag,” or satire, or anything other than a cry to the Lord of Hosts that there is still a righteous remnant in the land of Sodom.
Not saying I agree with it in every particular. But when the enemy insists that they will accept nothing less than full capitulation, approval, and even participation in abomination, you don’t set the terms of the debate by conceding halfway.