If “Kitchen” would come out of his house he’ll find that not all seniors are as rich as he imagines.
...but the cost of servicing Seniors is MUCH LESS than younger people, particularly college students, particularly in Michigan, particularly when they go to a ski area. You just DO NOT see geriatrics doing stunts like that.
Your envy of the exuberance of youth is quite unbecoming.
Were you never young and indestructible?
Grammar note: Cars and cows are serviced. Seniors are served.