Posted on 02/27/2015 9:49:35 AM PST by SeekAndFind
But if you haven’t paid your Apple bill, you won’t be going anywhere.....
Has a sleek, timeless Bauhaus design.
I think Apple has made the uber smart watch.
I really must be a Luddite, There’s nothing I see that makes me want to go out and buy such a thing.
Of course I do have to admit that I don’t like jewelry and when I use a watch it’s a mechanical pocket watch. (I like to watch the gears move).
On the other hand I would be interested in a set of spectacles that give me telescopic as well as microscopic abilities. A built-in optical range finder, (not laser or ultrasonic), would also appeal to me.
Apple Ping
I have some more “next big thing” ideas for Apple to add to the iWatch accessory line:
1. The iCuffLink.
2. The iSuspenders.
3. The iWingTipBrogans.
4. The iFedoraSnapBrimHat.
5. The iBuggyWhip.
6. The iRotaryTelephone.
7. The i33RPMVinylRecord.
8. The i8TrackTape.
9. The iTieTack.
10. The iBlackAndWhiteTV.
11. The iConsoleRadio.
12. The iCassetteTape.
” There’s nothing I see that makes me want to go out and buy such a thing.”
You mean that you don’t see a need to send your ‘heartbeat’ to your better half to let her know you are thinking of her?
Announcer: Someday, everyone will own a watch like this. Now, it is available only for the privileged few. The Mogasaki Corproration of Tokyo is honored to announce... Kromega III. [ lightning strikes ] A watch so complex, it takes two people to make it work. One hand wears the watch. The other hand presses the buttons that activate the 100% solid state multi-function digital quartz crystal micro-computer unit. And now, you're ready for the third hand to trigger the light-luminating dial to give you an alphanumeric readout accurate to within 9 a year. It's that simple.
KROMEGA III. Command-crafted in impact-resistant crushed chrome. It's no wonder that professional skiiers prefer Kromega III over any ordinary timepiece.
Woman's Voice: And I love Lady Kromega III. The sleek, space-age styling compliments any outfit. [ Woman's other hand presses one of the buttons ] And the clearly displayed perpetual calendar helps me to remember my many appointments. Would you mind? [ other person brings in a spare hand to operate the Lady Kromega III ] Thank you.
Announcer: Kromega III. It's like asking a stranger for the time.
Back when I was a kid and watching Dick Tracy, I thought that was the coolest thing ever.
I’ve been holding out from buying an I phone or smart phone until the next better one comes out....
For over $350.00, and with lousy battery life, it’s a toy.
And you have to have an iPhone to use it! Just use your phone!
I won’t buy one. The only watches I have is my Dad’s BENRUS from his death in 1971 when I was overseas and my grandaddy’s Illinois pocket watch when he died in 1955.
I don’t need arm candy from today.
Unlike that watch, my key fob and keys don’t have to be replaced every 2-3 years just for active vendor support.
That, and if I’m going to have my key fob be replaced by something, it’ll be with a more modification-friendly vendor. Perhaps Android Wear will do well in that regard.
LOL
what are the best snark threads on FR?
Apple/Android/Microsoft?
Catholic/Protestant/Evangelical?
WalMart/Target/Costco?
13. The iButtplug
As a spectacular public gesture of cultural homage to Tim Cook.
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