ROTFLOL!
They just finished opening a branch on every corner in my little burg.
“They just finished opening a branch on every corner in my little burg.”
Where I live, also. I tried to figure out why they were opening so many branches, and I think they were spending some of their money that they won’t loan to anyone buying the locations, not planning to stay particularly long. They’re all on busy corners; they’re all small branches.