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WOW They perfected the Orgasmatron Finally!!

Meh. By 2035 they came out with the Ograsmatron version IVG.
We moved into the direct plug and play version and finally, by 2040 had developed a transplantable wireless communication interface that enables you to coll on the device via simple and customizable voice commands to ensure discretion while in public places.

But by 2063 we were already on version three of the fully wireless direct sex link between two people (and an “orgy option” enables a “teleconferencing” mode). Simple eye contact (with the right visual cue codes) with a person in Starbucks can communicate the desire for an encounter. Once the wireless handshake is completed, a fully realistic and creative in every way sexual encounter progresses while the two parties simply sit motionless in their chair in front of their tall, skinny machiato.

With happy ending.

However, in 2014, a few enterprising young men successfully hacked the software enabling them to “virtually rape” women if any eye contact whatsoever is made.

And because there is no recording and no proof, these cases are completely impossible to prosecute.

This has significantly altered the cultural landscape, not to mention sales of the devices to all but the sluttiest of females. Oddly, sales INCREASED among the homosexual.

And yes, there is still Starbucks. They’ve added two new blends.