In Voir Dior for Jury duty a while ago, there was a waifish black grandmother whom the judge asked if she could explain an “incident” in her jury questionnaire. When younger, she had come out from a 2 min trip inside a chicken joint to pick up take-out and found a man tapping on her car window with a gun trying to get her daughter to open up.
When she approached, he told her to open up and that they were “going for a ride”. He response to the situation was “I didn’t see ANYTHING good coming out of that, so I beat his ass, took his gun and shot him 3 times”. The courtroom roared in approval of that one, and she was seated on the jury too (as was I, for a month).
Say that in New Jersey and it's automatic prison time!