[Noumenon]

Nothing that couldn't be solved by the vigorous and prolonged application of a Stock Shock large animal prod. The encapsulated solid state electronics system has no moving parts to wear out or replace. Case molded from tough structural grade, high impact plastic. Shaft retains its flexibility even in cold weather. Gives more efficient electrical conduction and longer, longer, longer battery life. Four high energy alkaline batteries furnished. What's not to love?

[Secret Agent Man]

every mcdoalds counter is a metal top. turn the whole damn thing into a stun gun for these freaks. they inevitably touch it, just turn it on when one of these people get going.