Don’t forget Spot.
Later in life I learned about Muff
Or Sally and Puff, either...
the infowarrior
Back in the 1970s one of the systems prople hung three Calcomp Z-80 mini computers off one of the mainframe as print servers. Named them...
Sysops (of which I was one): Who the h**l are Jerry Alice and Jip?
Systems guy: You should have learned that in grade school.
Sysops: WTH?
Systems guy: You know first reader, “See Jip run. Run Jip, run.”
Sysops: No, that’s Dick, Jane and Spot. Where are you *from*?
Systems guy: Maine.
Sysops: [rolling eyes] Oh.