[Lazamataz]

When you’ve faced down an naked angry psychotic patient bloodied from the urinary catheter he’s managed to pull out of himself while waving his private parts (spurting blood) around yelling....”yeah come and get some”...then one starts to come to certain hardened conclusions as to what the drug and alcohol culture is really all about!

What are you complaining about! I pay for this sort of treatment from escorts!

[NorthMountain]

You pay for it???

I'm shocked ... and disappointed.

I would have thought they'd do it for free ... just for the honour of having been "hit" by the World Famous Laz A Mataz!

[mdmathis6]

Laz I have no doubt you could have gently tamed that wild beast with your humourous stories, songs from your harp and sung with your best dulcet tone of voice, and just by your soothing presence. I was stuck with having to use several strong men, restraints and a very generous dose of GEODON to calm that savage man.(we replaced the foley cath to tamponade the urethral bleeding... the damage looked worse than it really was....the bladder was fine...his wee wee was going to be sore for a few days!)