Is this a corollary to "I'm not as think you drunk I am"?
Maybe we should have a thread on why it's not good to drink vodka straight from the bottle and then post on FR!
Back in the day, a friend had the “I’m not as think as you stoned I am” bumper sticker on his car.
He had to take it off because the cops kept pulling him over.
He was more likely to be drunk than stoned, however.