[Mjaye]

Wonder if the bird testified at the divorce. I also want to know how the new owners can deprogram him, I worry about his blood pressure.

[steve86]

I also want to know how the new owners can deprogram him

Fairly easily by surrounding him with different sounds.

[CrazyIvan]

Years ago I used to hang out at a bar on the Mississippi. There was a huge parrot in a cage there that had a pretty good vocabulary. It had been originally purchased by the family of a terminally ill young girl to cheer her up, and given away after she died. Unfortunately it had picked up her crying. It didn't do it often, but when it did it was an awful thing to hear.