Wow, you have to be a special kind of loser to get fired from Mickey D’s.
He could get a job at NBC reading the news and Brian Williams can work at McDonalds on this guys former shift.
In my day You just had to be really lazy, if I thought you were really trying I would give you a lot of chances but if you were a lazy slacker, or a thief I’d fire you quick and never feel bad about it.
When I was a kid, I got fired from McDonald's. I knew what I was doing (it's dead simple, as you'd expect) and I busted ass. The manager had a thing for my GF who worked there. I was in the way.