[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Pssst! It’s Thousand Island dressing.

[Cicero]

That comes to $90 a bottle, I think. I was going to say that for that price you could fly from Australia to LA for a Big Mac with sauce, but I guess not quite.

[OKSooner]

I wouldn’t eat that stuff if you paid me $18k.

[al_c]

Or you could make your own for just the cost of the grocery items.

[ctdonath2]

Again, a misrepresented “price”.

It’s a limited-edition trinket presented in return for a very large charitable donation. Rich people do it to liven up philanthropy.

I realized this when watching a $50 POS “Christmas tree” (with a bubbling tube as a trunk) go for $3000 at a charity auction. It’s not about buying the product, it’s about creating an amusing environment to give away money.

[11th Commandment]

AN OLDIE but goodie from Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

Brad: “You got your sliced tomatoes, shredded lettuce, secret sauce …”

Guy: “What’s the secret sauce?”

Brad: “Thousand island dressing. What’s the secret sauce at Bronco Burger?”

Guy: “Ketchup and mayonnaise.”

[Dr. Sivana]

This was a good enough fake back in the 70s:

[IamConservative]

If you ever need indigestion, gas and the explosive squirts and there is no McD close by to get Big Mac, I’ve found the microwavable “Hot Pockets” work almost as well.

[goldstategop]

Thousand Island? Pshaw! They needed this:

Mutti Parma makes the best pulped tomatoes. Divinoso! No wonder McDonalds is in trouble.