Its a good thing this didn’t happen next door to Nero Wolfe’s brownstone, or several people would wind up dead, and Mr. Wolfe would be intolerable.
And the police would get no sandwiches.
Ya mean the one that, if the address existed, would be in the Hudson?
I think the Tomeis should be happy that he, so far, isn't like Dustin Hoffman's "neighbors" next to his brownstone.
(FWIW, I just came across an old copy of "Too Many Cooks" that I may re-read.)