We have reported your complaint to the humidity help desk. Your ticket number is INC0000025917819385913519. It will be reviewed in the order it was received and you will be emailed with a response. Please note: due to heavy volume your incident will be reviewed in approximately ... 6 years ... Writing for an update before that time may increase the wait time.
Thank you for contacting the humidity help desk. We appreciate your patronage.
Wow. How do you do that so early in the morning?