If I had to listen to the same voices you hear singing that little ditty, I’m afraid I would be tempted to wash my head out in the sink...
Bleach is something I’ve seldom ever used because it eats the fabrics and it STINKS, but I will have to use it on my whites this time. At least the new machines have a second rinse so the smell won’t be too noticeable when I wear the clothes.
I quit ironing after the divorce from the late Igor. And I seldom dry my things in the dryer, but if I hang the clothes on hangers to let them air dry, no one knows if I used a dryer or not. Of course, some of that could be from vision problems, too...
It’s too hot for jeans, now, although I do have a pair. Maybe when I lose another 10 or 15 pounds I’ll treat myself to a new pair. Maybe.
Well, if you hit your goal and treat yourself then I'll congratulate you, too.
Just do NOT let them audition their singing.
A word to the wise...