Is today Monday?
I wrote a “thank you” card but can’t mail it because I can’t print stamps because I ran out of ink.
I was setting up my pills for the next week, and found that I was out of Carditone (blood pressure med.)
Since I woke up coughing, I went to have a nebulizer treatment and found I’m out of the med that I needed to break up the gunk.
The milk I was going to use on my Grape Nuts is sour.
This has gotta be a Monday...can I cancel today for lack of interest?
Due to lack of interest, today has been canceled.
Tomorrow will be Wednesday.
Those of you who actually accessed Tuesday will not receive a refund nor overtime pay.
This is a recorded announcement.
Maybe we could all fast-forward to next Tuesday.