Do you need someone with ideas to liven it up for you?
Call the local chapter of the NAN and ask when they’re going to rally for justice in Queens, New York about that cop that was shot in the face.
Even better, drop by with one of those hidden video cameras. Post the results on YouTube.
Or, put on a black ski mask and post a YouTube video saying “Death to Hittites! I am going to behead every Hittite I see until they send me to Paradise!!!”
See if the FBI calls.
(Wait, are you a US type?)
I was thinking of ranting against pigeons.
But I need to study “unhinged English” to make it authentic.