I have worse jokes.
I don’t know if any are in a better way or not.
The other day I was trying to use a reference in a work about an ailing Sikh but the reference I wanted to use had a typo. The reference had the Sikh trying to get his dog to protect his home. So I had to write, “’Sic ‘em,’ said the sick Sik [sic].”
OK, Steve Pastis of “Pearls Before Swine” gets the credit for that one.
And for those of you who read that strip, yes, his cartoons threatened his life.