Years ago I had a friend who’s dog got hit by a car. He put the dog in his trunk and drove to the vet. The vet came out and looked at the dog and said “He’s dead.” Two weeks later my friend got a bill for $25. We all kidded him telling him we’d have pronounced the dog dead for $10.
Several years ago, we got a call from my mother in law who was in hysterics. Their beloved black cat, “Nosey” was hit by a car in front of their house. My Father in law scraped it up, put it in a shoe box while my mother in law when to buy flowers. They then, along with my sister in law drove over to the grandmother’s house a few miles away and buried this cat and had a full funeral. After being consoled, they drove home to find....
Nosey sitting on the front step looking at them like “Where have you been? I’m hungry!!”.
Yep, they buried the wrong cat.