[garjog]

[The_Media_never_lie]

Who rolled Reid?

[FlingWingFlyer]

“With all this tape on my eye, ‘i’s look like ‘e’s and ‘e’s look like ‘i’s.”

[Slyfox]

He lost the Senate so we had a roll him.

[workerbee]

doctors for 75-year-old Senate Democrat Leader Harry Reid say he will need surgery following a recent accident

Gosh, too bad O'DeathCare really kicks in this year. Ole Harry is past the age cut-off for such treatment.

Senator, you say? And a Demonrat? NEVERMIND!

[pke]

“My eye doesn’t bother me as much as the fact that my boobs suddenly started growing!”

[Fungi]

“Calling it “a necessary step to assist in recovering full vision,” Harry, you have never had “full vision.” You are a pathetic excuse for a human.

[bigbob]

"Arrgh! I needs me a new linea work, is all!"

[tumblindice]

“I was in this bar, and it was odd because there only women in there, everywhere.
“So I sat down on a stool between two of them and then this really tough looking, tiny woman said something to me.
“Well, I thought she said ‘Stand up’, but with a non-Negro, female accent. When I came to, the bartender told me she actually said, ‘Shut up’.
“It’s all a little embarrassing because I used to box some, and I got my butt kicked by a little lesbian, but I don’t have a molecule of shame in my tired-out old bones, so not really.”
Harry Reid

[bluejean]

Skeleton Dust may have acquired a couple more whispery octaves on the high end after having his butt bone rung via his eye socket - as if that were possible.

[Isabel2010]

How about just being a fall down drunk!!

[Secret Agent Man]

i still want to buy his exercise equipment a beer.

and if it realllly was equipment failure i want to send the manufacturer a thank-you letter.

[Heart-Rest]

   "I'm announcing that we're changing the Senate rules again this year", Harry decreed, dingily.

   "For all Senate votes from now on in 2015, the minority always wins, and the majority always loses."

   

[JohnBrowdie]

his wife got drunk and kicked his a$$ again. last time, it was a parked car. this time, it is giant rubber bands.

[clearcarbon]

"You'll Shoot Your Eye Out"

[South40]

"That's it. I have learned my lesson.
I will never fiddle with underaged boys again."

[Organic Panic]

Reid’s head is so far up his arse his nose poked his eye from behind.

[teacherwoes]

another victim of white privileges

[hadaclueonce]

Obama must have had a rock in his back pocket when he suddenly stopped walking.

[9thLife]

An eye for an eye, Harry.

[maddog55]

I had sex with Ron Jeremy. He missed.