Thanks be to God, Moochelle stopped wearing her “boob belt†dresses. However this gray dress merely accents her bountiful booty call — the US Standard rail gage of 4 feet, 8.5 inches wide.
Egads.
You have invoked the wrath of the universe.
She will next wear nothing but boob belts, which the press will slavishly fawn and drool over even more.
*hides in fallout shelter*