I am going to say something totally unPC here but here goes. My guess most of the Freepers that grew up during those years were pretty darn good at driving when a little buzzed. Not stone drunk but you know what I mean. Now because of MADD nobody can have any fun, hell you get DUI for .05 BAC in some states?
Cheers
Ever been pulled over with open beers and were told to just pour out the beers and go home ?
I may be mistaken, but I believe I have seen a FReeper or two post that you are drunk and are guilty of DUI if you have ONE drink.
That said, some of the things I got away with back when addle the mind to remember. Luckily, the time I could not recognize which car was mine, I did not drive home.