I take it that you avoid organic food. (You do know what organic fertilizer is, don't you?) And produce picked by hand. And fish products, except, perhaps, Mississippi certified catfish. And don't even think about where eggs come from.
Yeah, you're right, I couldn't care less about overpriced organic food.
And you can give me chapter and verse about fertilizer, fish, eggs, whatever. None of it changes the fact that kids' dirty shoes have no business where our groceries go.
That child might have walked through vomit or animal crap, and I don't want it on my countertops, table, or in my fridge.