Life of a cat: ‘lick-butt-lick-butt-lick-butt-kiss-owner-on-the-lips-lick-butt-lick-butt-lick-butt’
Life of a dog: "lick balls, lick balls, lick balls, lick owner on the lips, lick balls, lick owner on the lips.........then do stupid tricks in return for a cookie...........